--- title: SAP BW and Drunk Moose [Best Practices] description: Did you know Moose sometimes get drunk from eating fermented fruit?  Apparently, in Sweden , this happens a lot!  Could SAP BW help them sober up? image: https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/hs-fs/file-16563851-jpg/images/images.jpg --- ![Best Practices](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/hs-fs/file-16563851-jpg/images/images.jpg) # SAP BW and Drunk Moose [Best Practices] Table of Contents ## Did you know Moose sometimes get drunk from eating fermented fruit?    ## Apparently, in [Sweden](http://articles.cnn.com/2011-09-08/world/sweden.drunken.moose_1_moose-apple-tree-johansson?_s=PM:WORLD), this happens a lot!    This apparently happens a lot, not only in Sweden, but  in [Alaska](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72awOuWcfAA&feature=related) as well.  Is this a result of global warming?  ### Have Moose [Morals](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/blog/inbound-marketing/are-you-ready-to-think-grow-rich-mindmap) fallen due to some new Moose youth movement.  ## Is man to blame!     Is there any [data](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/blog/inbound-marketing/does-pci-dss-compliance-affect-you) on this?  Did you know this is the perfect type of [question to be answered](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/fully-loaded-cost-calculator) using an xCelsius **[Dashboard](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/xcelsius-2008-dashboard-best-practices)** and SAP BW.   [What questions](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/blog/inbound-marketing/10-shortcuts-to-mastering-multi-channel-marketing) would you need to answer?  What [data](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/hubspot-integrations-sales-sap-chat) would you need to answer those questions?   Questions:   1. Where  are  Mooses allowed to get drunk: 2. [What type of Moose](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/blog/learn-what-makes-sap-dfps-solution-different) is getting drunk: 3. Where are they [getting drunk](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/develop-a-data-governance-framework) 4. How often are they getting drunk? 5. When are they getting drunk   What should or could be done about it?   Get them in MAA (Moose Alcoholics Anonymous)!  Your [HR department](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/blog/10-things-you-need-to-know-about-sap-s-hrms) will help you set this up.   Assign LiLo to community service treating them?   Arrest them (like that is gonna happen, have you seen the size of those things)   What are they getting drunk on? - Apples - Persimmons - Pears - Just how much fermented fruit do they need to eat to get drunk anyway? - Are other animals following their examples? All of these [performance metrics](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/blog/5-kpi-design-best-practice-guidelines) can and should be answered - by [SAP BW](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/how-to-increase-profitability-sap-profitability-management-guide)!  That's a lot of [data](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/blog/data-quality-best-practices-for-effective-sap-bw-reporting) to deal with!   ![Drunk Moose Dashboard](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/hs-fs/file-16563851-jpg/images/images.jpg)Save a Moose!               ## [Transform](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/blog/inbound-marketing/4-ways-to-bring-digital-innovation-to-your-company) Your Digital Information   If you think a a [Dashboard](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/blog/inbound-marketing/how-to-nail-sap-partnership-management) could help, you'll want to have our xCelsius [best practice](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/sap-sem-cpm-risk-register-design-template) implementation [tips](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/blog/what-is-the-tco-of-that-shinny-new-system-youre-about-to-buy).     [![Top 10 xCelsius Implementation Tips](https://no-cache.hubspot.com/cta/default/118735/fe010295-7d49-409a-826e-368ef6a50488.png)](https://cta-redirect.hubspot.com/cta/redirect/118735/fe010295-7d49-409a-826e-368ef6a50488)   Topics from this blog: [Smart Questions](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/blog/topic/smart-questions) [BW](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/blog/topic/bw) [xCelsius](https://www.sapbwconsulting.com/blog/topic/xcelsius) ### Download SAP BW Mindmap Learn what SAP Business Warehouse is and what it does in under five minutes [![Get this Mindmap](https://no-cache.hubspot.com/cta/default/118735/8db2ad37-8211-47a3-86ae-09b6b2bb297b.png)](https://cta-redirect.hubspot.com/cta/redirect/118735/8db2ad37-8211-47a3-86ae-09b6b2bb297b) [mailto:someone@yoursite.com](mailto:someone@yoursite.com) ### Lonnie D. 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